day 22-25!

Tag replies:

@Abigail: Awww haha! Yeah you're right... but somehow I still feel super insecure :/ But thanks anyway i love you <3

@Salwa: hi i had to use google translate to understand what you were saying. thanks for the compliment but i do not know you. and no i do not need your goods to beautify my life thanks & bye

day 22: a song you can't help but air-jam to.



I LOVE THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
now i'm feelin' so fly like a g6.
which is where i got my inspiration for my tumblr url...
"now i'm feelin' so curly like spaghetti"
hahaha ok kidding.
but this is so catchy.
asian swag (TOTALLY CONTRADICTS MY LATER PART OF THE POST) ;)

day 23: a song you often get stuck in your head



I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DO IT ALL AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
OMG WHY IS 1D SO AWESOME.
up all night's my favourite track from the album <3
followed by moments!
1D xxx

day 24: a song you like to work out to



i like this song! (as a work-out one)
not that i exercise very frequently but the beat is heavy so it just sounds good to work out to!
i remember how much i used to like high school musical.
wow, that was ages ago.

day 25: a song you're embarrassed to admit liking



don't judge me!
though channel 8 dramas are... pretty stupid, i think this song is nice!
it suits the whole theme of the oath!
hahaha.
i used to dislike this song fyi :P
but now i think it's quite nice!

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HI GUYS.
i'm back from da cruise!!!
it's pretty much the norm 'cos my family goes on a cruise every year w/o fail :)

i'm not going to blog about what i did and all 'cos i know it's going to be super boring.
just going to blog about what i saw.

#1 - in the toilet (cubicle) i overheard a mother talking to a daughter.
M: eh she really a bit too much eh!
D: ya la! that stupid woman! she bump into me not enough okay, still ask her daughter come knock into me.
(my maid was waiting outside too)
M: (to my maid) see that woman so bad right?
*awkward*
M: did you take a picture of her anot! go and stomp her!

eh seriously. typical singaporeans only know how to stomp here and there. they really 吃饱饭没事做 ok. super qian bian. making a mountain out of a molehill srsly -_-

#2 - during breakfast/lunch buffet i saw this woman take 5 sunny side-ups.

are you a pig or a pig? eat eat eat and eat. who the hell eats 5 eggs at one go. i bet 'cos it's technically 'free' so she just loaded her plate with food. wtf man 5 eggs is not an exaggeration.

#3 - i went swimming in the adult pool and there was this stupid couple at the stairs of the pool sitting there breathing in air (a.k.a doing nothing)

WALAO. i was trying damn hard to swim laps but they just had so SIT AT THE STUPID STAIRS AND BLOCK MY WAY. i want to u-turn also cannot. and the girl cannot swim wth.

#4 - on my way to the lido (a theater), i overheard 2 old aunties saying "快点快点！li lu (pronounced lee loo) 的戏要开始了！"

hello aunty. it's pronounced as LEE-DOH, and not LEE-LOO. get it right please kthxbye it's disgraceful.

#5 - i was noticing the cruise staff members' nametag as they had their country printed on it. and i only saw china + philippines, no one from singapore AT ALL.

that's the thing about singaporeans (including me), we expect things to come to us when we don't even work for it. and when they don't we start to complain. OH GOD SERIOUSLY. if we don't work hard, it's gonna be hard for us to survive and one day our land's gonna be ruled by foreigners. that is not what i want!

#6 - i was having a bad stomachache and so i was stuck in the toilet shitting. then this stupid girl was queueing for the toilets and said to her mom, "mummy! this is such a waste of my time!" (in this stupid bimbotic accent)

YOU STUPID KID. i gave up my toilet just for you okay, you better be grateful. my stomach was hurting SO BAD and you had to complain that it was a "waste of your time". how much is time worth to you anyway?! what could you even do with the time you were queueing for the toilet anyway!? KIDS THESE DAYS ARE SO SPOILT. IDIOT.

sigh sometimes i feel ashamed to be a singaporean. EVERYONE IS SO FREAKING COMPETITIVE PLS. some always have to be first in everything, first in class for academics, first to queue up, first to board the bus, first to go to the toilet, first to take the food etc. etc. and we are always so kiasu, everything also must have discount, offer, sale, promotion, what else. zzz. AND OUR SINGLISH. goodness. i know it's become a norm for us and this post is obviously in singlish, but some people (like those auntys) need some serious pronunciation class. but well, this is singapore for you.

oh and did i mention i saw this 60-70+ y/o granny wearing a tiara. YES A TIARA. i didn't know whether to laugh or cry